>> Check the Date on the magazines. That will give you a lower bound of when you are.

C: “2 years? That can’t be true…”

With the phone not working, and the computer looking unlikely to boot up either, you move over to the table with the stack of magazines, and pick one up. It’s a copy of your father’s company-sponsored magazine, Westchester Arms & Ammo. In fact, they’re all copies of Arms & Ammo.

You shuffle through them, looking at the dates. Most of them seem to be at least several years out of date, and for it appears that looking at them will have been a waste of time. That is until you get to the bottom of the stack.

The final magazine is dated 2 years after your graduation. The last date you can remember.