Feb22
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Chapter:

>> Who cares if the phone doesn’t work, dial Maria anyway, you could use a good time.

Undeterred by the lack of dial tone, you punch in the number from the bathroom stall for a ‘good time’.

A moment later a woman’s voice answers, and you are absolutely delighted, before you realize that it’s a recording.

M: “Hey there, soldier, you’ve reached Maria’s Special Place. Feeling alone? Empty? Find that special someone; our girls can be anyone you’re looking for. We can’t take your call right now, but leave a detailed message, and we’ll be there; for you.”

The phone hangs up before you can leave a message, detailed or otherwise.

C: “Aw man. I was hoping for a good time.”